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You Sexy, Dirty Banana – SHUCK ME!

Happy Halloween week! A dirty little something inspired by all the sexy food walking around this year =^_^=

SHUCK ME!

When she dresses up like food, both my loins and taste buds let me know I’m alive.

Oh, Sexy bacon,

You wake me up on a Saturday morning like nothing else can,

I want to lick up your marbling and down

Even though it actually tastes like plastic, and foam,

The hint in my mind makes me moan

Fried pork

Makes me want to squeal.

For real.

As sexy corn she is resplendent

Kernels hugging curves, shining like freshly buttered and salted heaven

Blond hair swooping over her husk like corn silk

And wanting me to take her

Shouting

SHUCK ME

SHUCK ME HARD

SHUCK ME NOW!

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