Happy Halloween week! A dirty little something inspired by all the sexy food walking around this year =^_^=
When she dresses up like food, both my loins and taste buds let me know I’m alive.
Oh, Sexy bacon,
You wake me up on a Saturday morning like nothing else can,
I want to lick up your marbling and down
Even though it actually tastes like plastic, and foam,
The hint in my mind makes me moan
Makes me want to squeal.
As sexy corn she is resplendent
Kernels hugging curves, shining like freshly buttered and salted heaven
Blond hair swooping over her husk like corn silk
And wanting me to take her
SHUCK ME HARD
SHUCK ME NOW!