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I Don’t Have a Poem About a Penis
The text for the new poem I shared tonight at the Wordsprout Erotc Poetry Slam at Kieren’s:
I don’t have a poem about a penis
I don’t need or want a cock
If I want to pack I just use a sock
And sex with men… was lackluster
I’d much rather filibuster
With other women.
When I touch her,
Take care of her vulvular region…
Lapping her labia
Caressing her clit
Munching her mound,
Until she’s spread wide,
Welcoming me inside
There isn’t a man anywhere near
They all could just disappear,
Don’t get me wrong,
I’m not yucking anyone’s yum
Dicks just don’t make me cum
Everyone has their ideas of fun,
It’s just that my ideas don’t apply
If they involve a guy.
So I don’t have a poem about a penis.
San Francisco Wrap-up! The #aFoxalypse2015
Can I rave a bit?
San Francisco was great!
The Red Hots Burlesque show at Beatbox on Wednesday was fantastic. Great cast, professional venue, and fun audience. I highly recommend checking out one of their shows if you are in the Bay Area.
Thursday I mucked around San Francisco proper. Mostly at the Fisherman’s Wharf. I checked out the S.S. Jeremiah O’Brien. It’s pretty amazing how they’ve kept the ship in running order for 72 years. The thing was built to last!
And Sea Lions!
Then there are the Greenwich Stairs of Telegraph Hill… You know me, if it’s hard I have to try it out. Three hundred and seventy-eight stairs. Took me 10 minutes up, and after checking out Coit Tower, 6 minutes down…
And hangin with my friend at the White Horse Inn, the oldest gay bar in San Francisco!
Being wild at heart I took a drive on Friday and visited Big Basin State park then made my way over to Half Moon Bay. I have no words for how beautiful the mountains, Sequoias, and Ocean are. Here’s a few pics that may give you a sense.
SATURDAY was my big day. My first hosting of an erotic poetry open mic. We had a few poets and I peppered in my own work. The event took place at Wicked Grounds, San Francisco’s bdsm coffee joint. Me and them, nice fit eh? I was impressed with the poetic talent on display. A good time was had by all! I also have the feeling there may be other hosting gigs in my future.
And present @Gerbilfluff with the award for best twitter poem in the #aFoxalypse contest! Congrats The Gerbil!
Learning a little blues fusion dance later that evening was something too. Hi to the ever so patient people I met and danced with into the small hours that evening! *waves* You all made my night!
Sunday I had a good chunk of time to check out a bit more of the city. Haight-Ashbury, the botanical gardens, the AIDS memorial grove, and the Golden Gate at sunset were all showstoppers in their own ways.
Add to all that coolness, my host TeaseBlossom and her partner who were warm and welcoming and I thank them sincerely. It was through their hospitality that I was able to make the trip. I hope to see them again!
So there is the wrap up for all those random travel pictures I’ve been peppering my social media with for the last week! I am by no means done performing for the summer, but I’ll be staying local. My next show is at the Mounds Theater in St Paul for the Top Drawer Burlesque Expo.
More info on that soon!
Twitter contest #aFoxalypse
Tweet #aFoxalypse and your best flash erotic, pervy, Twitter poetry for the chance to win a free cd! 1 rule, it has to turn you on! I’ll be watching from San Francisco and decide on the best on 6/11. The best will also be read at my event at Wicked Grounds!
(Participation indicates your consent for your work and Twitter handle to be read aloud at the event and retweeted!)
#aFoxalypse Summer continues!
And then this happened…
@jizlee: Thanks @foxsmoulder for backing #SNAPSHOTtheFILM! (Had to give it more skin.) http://igg.me/at/snapshotthefilm #iwanttobelieve
If you don’t know who Jiz Lee is look this person up! Serious hotness. Also back this film. The more voices the better and this one looks like it’s going to be excellent!
The AFoxalypse Summer
Throw back Thursday
I have many things currently I. The works that I can’t wait to share with you! But they’re not solid yet.. SO here’s a little classic Fox and Belle take on a Paul Simon and Chevy Chase classic
Fox and Belle – You can call me Al
Photo Shoot with Dred Naught Photography. FUCK YEAH VAN GOGH!
So I’m hanging with my friend and she’s doing her amazing thing, taking pics:
She’s very intense. There’ll be more soon.
Anyway, she’s also got these amazing corsets, of which, she’s taking pics for her etsy shop:
Click Here for Dread Naught Costumes! (She has a few done and up and more on the way. Go look her up!)
And one of her models isn’t going to show… so..
Hehehehe! Because I’m Fox hot in any gender 😉
Some feel as a butch woman, that wearing a dress or looking typically girl pretty devalues my butch cred. But that’s the same trap of devaluing the feminine. See, men and women will be equal only when typically masculine and typically feminine styles and looks are totally acceptable for both genders.
And fuck yeah Van Gogh!
The Next Ep of The Art Of Burlesque is Up!
Raven Boylesque and Jeez Louise are on this week’s episode. Along with segments from Hussy Hautepants and Fox Smoulder.
Mercury Stardust’s weekly interview this week is with Jeez Loueez the Honey Badger of Burlesque.. Along with an amazing interview with the well spoken and artistic Raven, the original Mr. Boylesque of Australia. Also some erotic poetry from Fox Smoulder, burlesque tips from Hussy Hautepants and the controversial thought of the week with Mercury Stardust.
And it’s up!
From the Facebook page: “The first Episode of the Art of Burlesque is a full one! The original king of Boylesque, Tigger! talks with Mercury about the start of his career as well as his thoughts on Boylesque. Moxie Rhodes chats with Mercury on her start as a burlesque performer as well as The Iowa Burlesque Festival. Along with Erotic poetry from Fox Smoulder, burlesque tips from Hussy Hautepants and the controversial thought of the week with Mercury Stardust.”