Learning more about a friend’s life than you ever knew, at their funeral.
The text for the new poem I shared tonight at the Wordsprout Erotc Poetry Slam at Kieren’s:
I don’t have a poem about a penis
I don’t need or want a cock
If I want to pack I just use a sock
And sex with men… was lackluster
I’d much rather filibuster
With other women.
When I touch her,
Take care of her vulvular region…
Lapping her labia
Caressing her clit
Munching her mound,
Until she’s spread wide,
Welcoming me inside
There isn’t a man anywhere near
They all could just disappear,
Don’t get me wrong,
I’m not yucking anyone’s yum
Dicks just don’t make me cum
Everyone has their ideas of fun,
It’s just that my ideas don’t apply
If they involve a guy.
So I don’t have a poem about a penis.
Tweet #aFoxalypse and your best flash erotic, pervy, Twitter poetry for the chance to win a free cd! 1 rule, it has to turn you on! I’ll be watching from San Francisco and decide on the best on 6/11. The best will also be read at my event at Wicked Grounds!
(Participation indicates your consent for your work and Twitter handle to be read aloud at the event and retweeted!)
#aFoxalypse Summer continues!
@jizlee: Thanks @foxsmoulder for backing #SNAPSHOTtheFILM! (Had to give it more skin.) http://igg.me/at/snapshotthefilm #iwanttobelieve
If you don’t know who Jiz Lee is look this person up! Serious hotness. Also back this film. The more voices the better and this one looks like it’s going to be excellent!
It’s an aFoxalypse! I’m leaving the den and going to Chicago to perform in the Festival of Flesh! June 6th! More travel to come. Stay tuned!
I have many things currently I. The works that I can’t wait to share with you! But they’re not solid yet.. SO here’s a little classic Fox and Belle take on a Paul Simon and Chevy Chase classic
Fox and Belle – You can call me Al
Raven Boylesque and Jeez Louise are on this week’s episode. Along with segments from Hussy Hautepants and Fox Smoulder.
Mercury Stardust’s weekly interview this week is with Jeez Loueez the Honey Badger of Burlesque.. Along with an amazing interview with the well spoken and artistic Raven, the original Mr. Boylesque of Australia. Also some erotic poetry from Fox Smoulder, burlesque tips from Hussy Hautepants and the controversial thought of the week with Mercury Stardust.
Click here to Listen!
From the Facebook page: “The first Episode of the Art of Burlesque is a full one! The original king of Boylesque, Tigger! talks with Mercury about the start of his career as well as his thoughts on Boylesque. Moxie Rhodes chats with Mercury on her start as a burlesque performer as well as The Iowa Burlesque Festival. Along with Erotic poetry from Fox Smoulder, burlesque tips from Hussy Hautepants and the controversial thought of the week with Mercury Stardust.”
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Lookit! I’m coming your way in two weeks. Are you ready to get Foxed? This is your chance to see me live and pick up a copy of my CD if you haven’t already bought it on iTunes or Amazon! If you have already bought a digital copy, just show it to me on your device and you still get a free magnet!
(And yes I’ll sign it for you 😉
Click here of the Facebook event page for FATAL ATTRACTION: A Bad Weather Burlesque Valentine!
The Art of Burlesque Podcast by Mercury Stardust will be live next week and my Foxy poetry has a regular spot in it! The first episode includes interviews with special guests Tigger! and Moxie Rhodes, with burlesque tips by Hussy Hautepants. Go check out the fan page and give it a like to stay informed of release dates and more shows.
Edit: It’s up! Click here for the Art of Burlesque
Art of Burlesque Podcast Facebook fan page