You Sexy, Dirty Banana – SHUCK ME!

Happy Halloween week! A dirty little something inspired by all the sexy food walking around this year =^_^=

SHUCK ME!

When she dresses up like food, both my loins and taste buds let me know I’m alive.

Oh, Sexy bacon,

You wake me up on a Saturday morning like nothing else can,

I want to lick up your marbling and down

Even though it actually tastes like plastic, and foam,

The hint in my mind makes me moan

Fried pork

Makes me want to squeal.

For real.

As sexy corn she is resplendent

Kernels hugging curves, shining like freshly buttered and salted heaven

Blond hair swooping over her husk like corn silk

And wanting me to take her

Shouting

SHUCK ME

SHUCK ME HARD

SHUCK ME NOW!

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Ahhh – The Final Chapter to the Click, Snap, Ahhh Trilogy NSFW

A little NSFW tidbit for you all to nibble while I’m off on vacation….

 

If you haven’t read ‘Click’ you can find it here: https://foxsmoulder.wordpress.com/2013/04/20/click/

And part 2 ‘Snap’ is here  https://foxsmoulder.wordpress.com/2013/07/07/snap-a-sequel-to-click/

 

Ahhhh

With one last ‘SNAP’ she pulled back and a sly smile parted her lips. The skin on my ass and thighs stung with a throbbing heat.

“That was nice,” I purred.

She feigned offence and waved the riding crop at me, “Just nice?”

I stood and smiled into her eyes, pulling her close. “If you expect me to be able to verbalize anything more than that, you have a pretty low opinion of your own talents.”

I whispered this into her ear and followed the statement with little kisses down her neck until I felt her relax into me. Then I ran my lips across her skin, down each rib, and along her side down to her hip.

“It’s been too long since I tasted you,” I murmured in to the soft fur between her thighs.

“It has been less than thirty minutes,” she responded, sitting down on the spot I had just vacated

“Exactly,” I said, looking up at her as I dragged my tongue up her clit. Her hand was quickly in my hair and she tugged hard. I complied with the unspoken request and sucked harder, taking more of her in and laving my tongue with more force. Her hips began to thrust and I grabbed hold of her, matching my rhythm to hers, sliding down to thrust my tongue inside of her for a moment, then back up to torture that little bundle of nerves. As her voice rose in pitch, I gave her another hard suck, then rolled her clit inside my mouth. She jerked my head away with a painful yank as the spasms ripped through her body.

She was pulling my hair so hard I had tears in my eyes, but I still smiled at her when she finally relaxed and looked down at me. After she released my hair with a little push, I got up and crossed to the end of the bed.

Finding what I was looking for, I held up the strap-on I looked her up and down seriously, “I believe you said you were going to do something with this?”

“Oh yes, I didn’t forget.”

“I want it.”

“Needy boi,” she admonished.

I hung my head, pretending to be contrite, but when she got up and came nearer I nipped at her breast before I knelt to fasten the harness around her. She reached down and fisted her hand in my hair again, waiting to force my head back until I buckled the last strap.

When I finished, she pulled me up and then pushed me back toward the bed, then took her time slipping my dildo in its place in the harness. Grabbing the bottle of lube, she slicked up the silicone before leaning down and pulling me closer to the edge of the bed.

She ran her palms down my sides and between my legs to spread me wide, then slid her dick inside me with out preamble. My head dropped back into the sheets as all the breath left my body.

“No-no,” she said threateningly, nearly pulling out completely. One fingernail ran down my skin, scratching a slender line from my lowest rib to my hipbone. “You look up at me.”

I opened my eyes and looked into hers, begging her with that look, but panting too hard to utter a word.

“Good girl,” she praised and thrust deep into me, pumping me with a hard, slow rhythm.

I whined and submit to her will, quickly feeling the tension as it rose inside me I sat up and clung to her, wrapping my legs around her powerful hips. She grabbed hold and pulled me closer, she felt like she could go on for days, but it wasn’t long before my world stopped and I came harder than I ever have.

I threw my head back with a voice cracking, “Ahhhhh!”

“Good girl,” she whispered into my ear, and held me close.