Happy Halloween week! A dirty little something inspired by all the sexy food walking around this year =^_^=
When she dresses up like food, both my loins and taste buds let me know I’m alive.
Oh, Sexy bacon,
You wake me up on a Saturday morning like nothing else can,
I want to lick up your marbling and down
Even though it actually tastes like plastic, and foam,
The hint in my mind makes me moan
Makes me want to squeal.
As sexy corn she is resplendent
Kernels hugging curves, shining like freshly buttered and salted heaven
Blond hair swooping over her husk like corn silk
And wanting me to take her
SHUCK ME HARD
SHUCK ME NOW!
I want to serenade that Siracha
As my lips burn for her.
She’s hot as tabasco
And she knows I want
To peel that banana
Cup that cake
Blow that pop
Pork that chop
Ding that dong.
And slurp that can of Campbell’s
chicken noodle soup
That sexy green M&M makes me shiver,
And I want her to quiver,
Because everyone knows the best way to eat an M&M is to suck it for as long as it takes for the chocolate inside to liquefy
Then gently nibble at the thin candy shell until she explodes in your mouth.
She lets me know she’s feeling sassy,
She puts on a flaky crust around a strawberry or apple.
The woman, as a tart,
Truly knows my heart
When she dresses up like food,
I make her feel delicious down to her core,
And every time she makes me feel
Hungry for more