Just a little something silly… 🙂
Courtesy of Bad Grrrl Productions
My Nerdy Girl
She’s got a STEM degree and she’s got her eye on me like I’m new biology
We’ve got chemistry
But it’s her mind for numbers and theory
that make my heart race,
When we’re near,
she whispers postulates in my ear
In any angle my base is hers
Whenever she’s geometrically inclined
She’s my hypotenuse
We can’t lose
She has blinded me with science
My first review is in!
“Fox Smoulder’s work also messes around with gender expectation, allowing people to be whomever they want to be. In the aural photographs taken by Fox Smoulder, there are no stereotypes, but rather people with tastes as varied as the human race, all of whom are welcome and free to interact in ways that make each other happy.”
Fox Smouder on Rhymes Self Expression and a New Genre of Erotica
Buy it here:
Incorrigible & Intimate on iTunes
Incorrigible & Intimate on Amazon
When I did my ice bucket challenge video I opened up my pants to reveal my Batman boxers.
Because everyone knows super heroes wear their costumes under their street clothes,
My Mom’s response in the comments:
“Is this porn? or stripping? In which case, you should be making money not supporting other’s causes. No, I’m not putting you down, I love it. I’ll bring some ice water for your triathlon on Sunday. …Mom
Oh Mom:
There was a time when I was skinny as a post and you thought I was fat,
You had a breast reduction when you were older but chided me for my chest being flat,
When I came out to you and you said Satan had possessed my soul,
And now you are saying you love that I may work wrapped around a pole?
Update: My mom gave me a check to send on to WARONALS.COM! I did another challenge to bring attention to War on ALS because I am a triathlete and I learned about Jon “Blazeman” Blais in 2005. He was diagnosed with ALS in May of ’05, finished the Hawaii Ironman in September of ’05. Unable to comet any longer, he was in Hawaii to cheer on a competitor named Brian Breen in ’06 and by ’07, Jon had passed on. So this challenge is to support War on ALS, the foundation set up in his honor.
I also challenged on Allison Moon, Sierra, and Patricia Tallman
On another note, I’ve gotten in a couple tangles with people about the ice bucket challenge wasting water…
Seriously, every one knows damn well there is no link between people without clean water and this challenge. It’s not drying out aquifers, or shutting off water to homes in Detroit, or draining reservoirs, but here: http://www.detroitwaterbrigade
or 100+ ways to conserve water Those links will get people started on a path to real water conservation efforts, rather than going online and poking at people who are just trying to do some good.
You’ve asked, so I know you want it… WELL IT’S HERE! As of midnight my album Incorrigible & Intimate is available for download on Amazon and iTunes! I’m still working on physical distribution, but if you see me out and about, just ask. I have a few shows coming up where I’ll be available, most notably the Fierce Queer Burlesque Fest in Madison, WI this weekend and Top Drawer here in Minneapolis on August 15-17th. Check my Facebook page or previous posts here for the links! I’m so excited!
CDs and merch in hand, the party planning has begun for my album release! Though it’s going to be available before the release because I have two festivals coming up! The official release day when it’ll be available will be when I’m at the Fierce Queer Festival in Madison, WI on July 25th.
http://www.fiercequeerburlesque.com/fierce/
This will be the same day it will become available online at CDBaby.com, Amazon and iTunes too!
Your next opportunity to see me is at Top Drawer Burlesque Fest here in Minneapolis on August 15-17th!
Somewhere before or after these will be a party just so we can Fox around! So stay tuned!
Now on to the free stuff. I’ve put together a desktop wallpaper and a couple of phone wallpapers for you to download. I’m not good with photoshop, but I think I have them sized right for the different screens. You should e able to right click on the image and DL the linked file. If this doesn’t work, let me know in the comments, I’ll try to fix it. 🙂
A while ago I submitted a picture for a contest Saint Harridan was having. This last Saturday I was chosen to model one of their suits in their fashion show at Grrl Scout in Minneapolis. They even let me wear my favorite green shirt and Poe tie to complete the look! Â It was lots of fun, and the next time I’m in the market for a suit they are the first and last place I’ll go. Here is the link to the Fb album from the show and their Minneapolis pop-up store, see if you can spot me!
Promo magnets are on the way! Cds are on the way! Digital distribution is almost finalized! The countdown has begun!
I’m so excited and terrified!
A live performance of “Distraction” from my upcoming album Incorrigible and Intimate, performed at MP Johnson’s book release party last month for Dungeons and Drag Queens at Common Good Bookstore in St Paul Minnesota. For #SassyFoxSaturday ^_^
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